entropysamples:

thetrekkiehasthephonebox:

Some women want a relationship.

Some women want a starship.

Some women want both.

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haaaaaaaaaaytham:

peterpayne:

According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.

this is exactly what breakfast in america is like

haaaaaaaaaaytham:

peterpayne:

According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.

this is exactly what breakfast in america is like


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spookyfied:

having a friendship with me is like nurturing a tiny baby seed

you have to be patient and give it lots of water and not get upset if it doesn’t grow right away because it takes a while…..

and then it sprouts and you can tell hey because i talk a little more and maybe start conversations

and then you water it more

and then suddenly it blooms and you realize it’s  A WEED YOU DON’T WANT THIS IN YOUR GARDEN BUT IT’S TOO LATE IT NEVER STOPS IT NEVER SHUTS UP


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notsodarling-:

Do you ever see something someone posted, and you’re just like NO YOU ARE WRONG but you think to yourself, “This isn’t the hill I want to die on” so you have to let it go?


  ·  constantly  ·  sometimes i even start to reblog with commentary  ·  but then i stop myself  ·  self-control is overrated  ·  8556  ·


crackingopen:

it’s like all of my wildly different friends with wildly disparate interests are on a magical sebastian stan journey together i just want to remember this time and hold it in my heart forever peace be unto you


  ·  okay well  ·  i have absolutely no interest in captain america or winter soldier  ·  i watched the first one and it was so boring i didnt even bother watching the ending  ·  on the other hand ive like sebastian for so many more years than the winter soldier has been out  ·  im tempted to see it just for him  ·  but  ·  nah  ·  ill stick with everything else hes in  ·  301  ·



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wigtownwanderer:

blankbabe:

we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones

thank fucking christ

i don’t want my naked baby butt sharable with a push of a button


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