Favourite films| In Bruges
Maybe that’s what hell is, the entire rest of eternity spent in fucking Bruges
endless list of movies ▶ T R O O P B E V E R L Y H I L L S (1989)
”We’re the girls from Beverly Hills, shopping is our greatest thrill!”
we need some new and more powerful swears
the elder swear
i wish i was a glow worm
a glow worm’s never glum
cause how can u be grumpy
when the sun shines out ur bum
me digging your grave
My first time on Tumblr, and this was the first gif. As soon as I saw it I knew I was already in to deep.
When I said that your legs would look damn good on my shoulders it’s not exactly what I meant, y’know…
“Nope,” I whisper as I exit out of a fic with no paragraph breaks.
some muggleborn like “i want to be an astronaut when i grow up!”
wizard kids like “wtf is an astronaut”
"oh you know…the people who go to the moon"
implying that magical children would know literally nothing outside of the wizarding world
I HAVE BEEN SAYING THIS FOR AGES LIKE WIZARDS LIKE TO MAKE FUN OF HOW BACKWARDS AND STUPID MUGGLES ARE BUT YOU ASSHOLES DON’T EVEN HAVE THE INTERNET OR SPACE SHIPS LIKE HAS A WIZARD BEEN ON THE ISS NO
To be fair, isn’t there something in one of the books about a wizard flying to the moon on a broom? So clearly they know the moon is a real thing. Not to mention the study of Astronomy. I mean, hello.